Total Medals Earned: 144 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,980 Points
Medals Earned: 3/19 (65/485 points)
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Reach Layer 15
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (105/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 22/27 (125/175 points)
OogaBooga
Portal Gods
What a Barbarian Gut!
The Beefest Tom Fulp Ever
So sad, Dead Brother
Big pile of metal
The Fulpness is within you!
Boyfriend!
Madness boys!
DO'H!
SleepyCastDays
ClockCrewForever!
Dan Paladin is God
Lollypop
Found the Doctor with the fetus head
Found the love of your bandaged life.
Time is messed up man
Cute Lil Warrior BugMan
Dig Em Up
Who let the bones out?!
Huah!
I'm so tireeeeed
Hey I'm Grump!
With this crown I decree you the King of the NG Portal.
I'm not a real plumber!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Get one set of three foods.
Get two sets of three foods.
Get four sets of three foods.
Get eight sets of three foods.
Get a high score over 150,000.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (70/250 points)
Start The Game
Talk To Benny
Talk to (or kill) Olive
Encounter The Creature
Kill a zombie
Find 1 buck
DIE
Talk to Jess
Kill Bimsy
Read the Mysterious Sign
Talk to Mike
Talk to the Drug Dealer
Catch a fish
Find 5 Bucks
Enter the Manhole
Order The Newgrounds Burger
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Play Pico Party
Call A Friend
Let In A Faker
Buy Pizza
Failed To Host A NG Party
Beat The Game
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!